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First Trimester Menu
Appetizer
Tums Compote
Entree
Fresh saltines on a bed of Saltines, lightly seasoned with Saltines
Beverage
Ginger ale (IV drip available upon request)
Dessert
Ten minutes in a dim room with an ice bag on your head
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Second Trimester Menu
Appetizer
Half a roast of chicken, extra crispy
Entree*
A succulent leg of lamb smothered in pork chops, served with BBQ ribs and garnished with cheeseburgers (all burnt beyond recognition for your safety)
Beverage
Toll House-pie smoothie, prepared with 1/2 pint heavy cream
Dessert
9" x 16" pan of double-fudge brownies
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Third Trimester Menu
(Each course followed by 15-minute neck massage and/or bathroom break)
Appetizer
Three bites of tossed salad
Entree
Two bites of lasagna
Beverage
None- So you'll have room for dessert
Dessert
A Tic Tac
*Double portions available if you're expecting twins
I am in my 2nd trimester! WOOO HOOO LOL


